Quirks of a Nomadic Heart

Having the love of your life break up with you and say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

No, it’s like your mom having her daughter (you) choose new parents and you telling her that you’ll still come to her house for dinner sometimes and you’ll still invite her to your wedding when you get married.

Or it’s like your dog leaving you for your neighbor because your dog likes him/her more and then your mom telling you you can still pretend he’s your dog.

LAWLZ.

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just chillin.

greenlantan:

lmao. rich people humor.

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ABC

A - Age: 17.

B - Bed size: Full

C - Chore you hate: unloading the dishwasher, taking out the trash, folding and putting away laundry

D - Dog’s name: no dog

E - Essential start your day item: toothpaste

F - Favorite color: n/a

G - Gold or Silver: Both.

H - Height: 5’ 1

I - Instruments you play: :(

J - Job title: Sister

K - Kid(s): Dead babies

L - Living arrangements: wiff my family

M - Mom’s name: Lan

N - Nicknames: Mai Mai, mommy

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: When I fell off the monkey bars in 5th grade and got a head concussion

P - Pet Peeve(s): When people forget to uphold their commitments

Q - Quotes from a movie: N/A

R - Right or left handed: Right

S - Siblings: Minh, Kim, and Vi

T -What time do you get up?: 6:45 on weekdays, 9 at the latest on weekends

U- Underwear: Yes

V - Vegetable you dislike: bitter squash

W - Ways you run late: Trying to get a few more minutes of sleep/nap

Y- Yummy food you make: Pastries

Z- Zodiac Sign: Taurus

I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to my MySpace.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car…ish

I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.

I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I have rejected someone before.

I have seen the television show The O.C.

I have seen the “Lord Of The Rings” trilogy.
I like the taste of blood. - :$
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math.
I was born in a country other than the US.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alchoholic drink every month.

I have/had:
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been dumped.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned myself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Still have a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Canadian Idol.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.

Had stitches

Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Colored your hair.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Been handcuffed.
Taken pictures with a webcam.

My hair is naturally the color ___.
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde

My eyes are ___.
Brown
Blue
Green
Grey
Hazel
Light brown
A combination of things

My sexual orientation is ___.
Straight.
Gay.
Bisexual.

I am a ___.
Male
Female

People sometimes label me as ___, even though I don’t really care.
Slut
Girly
Prude
Nerd
Geek
[Almost everything]

My longest relationship was ___. (including on and off relationships)
1 month or less
2 months
3 months
4 months
5 months
6 months
7 months
8 months
9 months
10 months
11 months
A year+
Two years or more
I’ve never been in a real relationship.

Some of my biggest fears are ___.
Spiders/other insects
Dying
Doctor/dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Dying young
Old people

I have ___.
A friend with benefits
A computer in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
Siblings.
My own car
Married parents
Parents but second or more marriage.