December 2011
1 post
Dec 13th
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May 2011
1 post
Having the love of your life break up with you and say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. No, it’s like your mom having her daughter (you) choose new parents and you telling her that you’ll still come to her house for dinner sometimes and you’ll still invite her to your wedding when you get married. Or it’s...
May 24th
February 2011
1 post
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just...
greenlantan: lmao. rich people humor.
Feb 21st
70,275 notes
December 2010
1 post
ABC
A - Age: 17. B - Bed size: Full C - Chore you hate: unloading the dishwasher, taking out the trash, folding and putting away laundry D - Dog’s name: no dog E - Essential start your day item: toothpaste F - Favorite color: n/a G - Gold or Silver: Both. H - Height: 5’ 1 I - Instruments you play: :( J - Job title: Sister K - Kid(s): Dead babies L - Living arrangements: wiff my...
Dec 22nd
November 2010
2 posts
Nov 24th
165 notes
Nov 24th
11,901 notes
October 2010
5 posts
I am a cuddler. I am a morning person. I am an only child. I am currently in my pajamas. I am currently pregnant. I am left handed. I am married. I am addicted to my MySpace. I am online 24/7, even as an away message. I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. I bite my nails. I can be paranoid at times. I enjoy country music. I enjoy smoothies. I enjoy talking on the phone. I...
Oct 27th
Oct 19th
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
183 notes
Oct 8th
September 2010
2 posts
“I never liked jazz music because jazz music doesn’t resolve. But I was outside...”
– Don Miller
Sep 29th
Sep 26th
August 2010
8 posts
2 tags
Aug 31st
3,137 notes
I am going to celebrate my half birthday this year...
Aug 29th
How many texts are currently in your outbox?  126 Are you available? i’m available right now to do something. but i am not single. How late did you stay up last night and why? likee 10:50? I was watching TV on my computer :D Has anyone ever told you they were in love with you? yes. Who was the last person to text you? Henry Ever heard the saying “to get over someone, get under someone else?”...
Aug 29th
2 tags
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed You live within 20 minutes of your ex You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours You have been to the movies within the last week You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year You have been a designated driver You have broken merchandise and not paid for it You have...
Aug 29th
Aug 29th
Aug 29th
1,145 notes
COLLEGE
Every New Semester:  After First Week: After Second Week: Before the Mid-Term Test: During the Mid-Term Test: After the Mid-Term Test: Before the Final Exams: Once Get to Know the Final Exam Schedule: 7 Days Before the Final Exam: 6 Days Before the Final Exam: 5 Days Before the Final Exam: 4 Days Before the Final Exam: 3 Days Before the Final Exam: 2 Days Before the Final Exam: 1 Day Before...
Aug 26th
56,216 notes
A Girl's Simple Pleasures
Letting your hair free from a pony-tail at the end of the day That smooth sensation you get all over your body right after you shave Taking your bra off after a long day Getting ready for a day you been looking forward to Chillin’ at home, no make-up, bed hair, basketball shorts, in front of the TV snacking endlessly on junk food Knowing it’s your last day of your menstrual cycle Going...
Aug 4th
July 2010
5 posts
3 tags
Jul 27th
01.  You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you.   02.  You have been in a serious relationship before.  03.  You own an iPod of some sort.  04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend. 05. You drink too much alcohol.  06.  You have been to the Olive Garden. 07. You have taken medicine of some sort this week. 08. It is really cold in your house right now. 09.  You...
Jul 27th
When you woke up today, how were you feeling and why did you wake up at that time? woke up at 6:30 and I was really tired If you’re not lazy, check your phone and name all who has texted you today: Henry, Sharon B., JT, Minh, Jacky, Kait What did you do this past weekend? weekend just started. morning shift at CHOC What is worse: knowing someone lied to you or being forced to lie to...
Jul 17th
Bored at Borders
ONE- YOU Birth time: No idea. Eye Color: Dark Brown  Nail Color: Normal Height: 5’1” Zodiac Sign: Taurus TWO- DESCRIBE The shoes you wore today: My usual Rainbow Sandals Your hair: long, dark brown, layered Your fears: losing people I care about, hurting others, giving up on things I used to want Your perfect pizza: thin crust or garlic crust with basically any topping other than...
Jul 12th
Jul 12th
June 2010
2 posts
“However much you loved someone, you have to see that God is infinitely more worthy of that love. And the heartbreak you feel when you lose that someone, we should feel a thousand times over everytime we sin and distance ourselves from God.”
Jun 26th
3 notes
(412): it's like her boobs came off with her bra
HAHAHA
Jun 26th
May 2010
2 posts
May 31st
May 28th
150 notes
April 2010
16 posts
Apr 25th
Nerdy Pickup Lines
1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 4. If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes 5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 6. Baby, you...
Apr 11th
There is a difference between being "alive" and...
Apr 11th
April 8, 2010; 12:02 am
1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it? sure 2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be? still nguyen. i wear the pants in mine and alison’s relationship (: 3. Were you happy when you woke up today? woke up at 7 to attempt to go for a run before i looked outside and saw how sunny/hot it was and went back to sleep. oh wait, and checked my...
Apr 8th
April 8, 2010; 7:39 am
When you cry, do your eyes change colors? nope Do you remember who you liked in September? yeah Did things work out between the two of you? hah Have you ever made out in your room? hahaha yes yes! Would you consider your parents to be strict? they’re asian. Do you know a guy named David? several The person you like shows up to your door RIGHT NOW, what’s your reaction? jump on him....
Apr 8th
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that  we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our  darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does  not serve the world. There’s nothing  enlightened about shrinking so...
Apr 8th
(From Myspace)
Rule #1: If you open this, you take it. Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks Answer True or False Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? true Q: Been arrested? false Q: You like someone? true Q: Held a snake? false Q: Been suspended from school? false Q: Sang karaoke? true Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do? true ...
Apr 8th
April 7, 2010; 7:46am
Don’t tell me lies, have you been under the influence in the past 24 hours? Nope Who was the last person you physically hit? idk, can’t remember Were you single on your last birthday? yupp What song are you currently listening to? Say When: The Fray Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? I guess What is your opinion on late night phone calls? me...
Apr 7th
i love how family time translates into computer...
How long was your last phone conversation you had? with who? like two minutes of celebrating with george Excited for anything? going out tomorrow night You had sex yesterday, didn’t you? psh alldayeveryday What’s one thing you like about winter? warm layers, tons of hugs, no nasty sweat-inducing sun Do you have drama in your life? not really Do you find smoking unattractive? ...
Apr 6th
“Life is all about timing… the unreachable becomes reachable, the...”
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
I forgot where I stole this from :'(
BOLD if you agree. 01.  You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you. 02.  You have been in a serious relationship before. 03.  You own an iPod of some sort. 04.  You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend. 05.  You drink too much alcohol. 06.  You have been to the Olive Garden. 07.  You have taken medicine of some sort this week. 08.  It is really cold in your house right...
Apr 4th
Useless Things To Read When Boredom Sets In
1. Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don’t. 2. People are more likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!) 3. When it comes to doing the deed early in the relationship, 78 percent of women would decline an intimate rendezvous if they had not shaved their legs or underarms. 4. Feminist...
Apr 4th
YAY LETS PLAY THE BOLD GAME.
1. I woke up in the afternoon today. 2. I have at least three picture frames in my room. 3. My trash can is full. 4. I love snow globes, but I’d never buy one. 5. I use my regular phone more than my cell phone. 6. I’m single, but I love it. 7. My hair is layered. 8. I hate the term “best friend,” but I use it anyway. 9. I get along with my mom more than my dad. 10. I like making beaded...
Apr 4th
April 4, 2010; 1:57am
Have you been on any type of online messengers today? AIM Who was the last person you called? George What are you wearing on your feet? nothing About how many hours of sleep did you get last night? 9? idk What was the most stressful project you had so far/while in school? blah idk What are you currently dressed in? rocket shirt, pajama pants List three things near you: phone, memory...
Apr 4th
yay myspace..
April 4, 2010; 1:27am. today (yesterday/april3rd) was disappointing. i hate disappointment. especially when it’s beyond my control. asdl;kjf;lasjf freakingfreakingfudgers. Fess up, who was your New Years kiss? hmm no one I think How many boyfriends have you had in 2010? one Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex? yeah Do you have someone who you can be your...
Apr 4th
March 2010
10 posts
Mar 17th
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Mar 13th
2,530 notes
Mar 11th
Bold what’s you, or what you like, or what you’ve done. My personality: I’m loud only when I’m high. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. (kinda..) For the most part, I don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I like to fight. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I ...
Mar 8th